June 13, 2011 Homie, do you hear me?
I don’t care if you don’t like it, I’m watching the Real Housewives. No matter how fake they are.
Not only am I WATCHING it, I’m watching ALL OF THEM!!!! EVERY NIGHT!!!! Orange County, New York, and New Jersey.
Also? I’m watching Andy Cohen afterwards.
Well, almost heaven. Like, if I actually believed in heaven. Which I don’t. But, if I did THIS is what it would look like:
- fake tans
- fake boobs
- big lips
- blonde hair
- lots of drunk ladies
- big houses
- bankruptcy (well, maybe not this one)