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Tex Commando

I'm not angry, just outspoken

My last post got me thinking. Sometimes crazy shit comes out of my head when I think. For those of you who areunfortunate fortunate enough to know me in real life, you know that it’s not always a good thing to be on the receiving end of my thoughts.

This time, however, I think I might have an idea that could change. your. life. Seriously.

You mofos know I am Personal Trainer to the stars, an elite group of men and women who entrust me with their hard-earned money to help them get fit. Until recently, my level of service has been average. Sure, I provided awesome workouts and stunning conversation, but something has been missing. That something is the Follow Up. See, I have taken it for granted that once I start training someone that they’re going to ACTUALLY work out. As in- on their own. I guess I think that if they’re paying me hundreds of dollars, they will actually DO what I tell them to do. Not usually so. Unless I bugremind them, and have solutions to their excuses.

So, when Pam the Realtor commented about someone kicking her ass in AZ, I started thinking, “Why not me?” I realized that most of the time, people just need to know what to do and have someone to tell them to do it.

So, here goes my experiment. I need three people who:

  1. Need to get healthy
  2. Have little/no motivation
  3. Have no clue where/ how to start exercising
  4. Are willing to play by my rules for 6 weeks
I don’t want someone who already works out on their own and is looking for a change. I don’t want someone who is just trying to lose that ‘last ten pounds’. I want people who are really at the end of their rope and need help.
So if you or someone you know would like to try this thing out, leave a comment and make sure to leave your correct email address in the comment form. I’m the only one who sees that information. Oh, and if I choose you, you also consent to be talked about on this blog.
What are you mofos waiting for?

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